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Track Listing:

SIDE A

1. How to Become a Virgin – 0:49
2. Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? – 0:58
3. Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur – 0:52
4. Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed – 0:36
5. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office – 0:50
6. Perils of Believing in Round Squares – 0:58
7. Flash’s Theme – 0:57
8. Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe – 0:50
9. Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs – 0:39
10. Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine – 0:43
11. Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby – 0:44
12. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia – 1:06
13. Flight of the Wounded Locust – 2:38
14. Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed – 0:42
15. Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case – 0:35
16. This Is Radio Surgery – 0:41
17. Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition – 0:45
18. Sever the Toes – 0:54
19. Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle – 1:00
20. Moth-Eaten Deer Head – 1:13

SIDE B

1. Brand New Set of Teeth – 0:39
2. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector – 0:42
3. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth – 0:47
4. Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover) – 0:30
5. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation) – 0:33
6. Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees – 0:46
7. Straight from the Horse’s Mouth – 1:12
8. An Extra Piece of Dead Meat – 0:39
9. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys – 1:06
10. Backbones of Jack Asses – 1:26
11. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality – 0:38
12. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour – 0:43
13. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family – 0:59
14. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever) – 0:49
15. Kill Roger Hedgecock – 0:48
16. Hairspray Suppository – 0:50
17. Cattle Mutilation – 0:28
18. Prepare to Qualify – 0:34
19. Pain Reliever – 0:31
20. Off by a Long Shot – 0:43
21. No. 99 – 0:32
22. Head Hits Concrete – 0:49
23. Ass Gravity – 0:39
24. Keep Off the Tracks – 1:21