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Track Listing:

SIDE A

# How to Become a Virgin – 0:49
# Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? – 0:58
# Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur – 0:52
# Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed – 0:36
# The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office – 0:50
# Perils of Believing in Round Squares – 0:58
# Flash’s Theme – 0:57
# Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe – 0:50
# Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs – 0:39
# Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine – 0:43
# Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby – 0:44
# Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia – 1:06
# Flight of the Wounded Locust – 2:38
# Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed – 0:42
# Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case – 0:35
# This Is Radio Surgery – 0:41
# Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition – 0:45
# Sever the Toes – 0:54
# Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle – 1:00
# Moth-Eaten Deer Head – 1:13

SIDE B

# Brand New Set of Teeth – 0:39
# How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector – 0:42
# Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth – 0:47
# Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover) – 0:30
# Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation) – 0:33
# Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees – 0:46
# Straight from the Horse’s Mouth – 1:12
# An Extra Piece of Dead Meat – 0:39
# Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys – 1:06
# Backbones of Jack Asses – 1:26
# Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality – 0:38
# Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour – 0:43
# High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family – 0:59
# Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever) – 0:49
# Kill Roger Hedgecock – 0:48
# Hairspray Suppository – 0:50
# Cattle Mutilation – 0:28
# Prepare to Qualify – 0:34
# Pain Reliever – 0:31
# Off by a Long Shot – 0:43
# No. 99 – 0:32
# Head Hits Concrete – 0:49
# Ass Gravity – 0:39
# Keep Off the Tracks – 1:21